polowolf:

guy: tell me what are ur plans for the future

me:

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illusionwanderer: NYC One day we shall get lost in this city.
dreamychocolateprincess:
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My cat woke me up because he was kneading my stomach

I will never get a full nights rest again

Cries

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

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vanilee: att: Welcome to our new pad. We’re happy to call Tumblr our new home! Really really don’t want to see ads from big companies on my dash when I don’t even follow them. That’s what Facebook is for. THISπŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸ’«πŸ’«βœ¨βœ¨βœ¨πŸŒŸπŸŒŸβœ¨βœ¨πŸ’«πŸ’«
dreamychocolateprincess:
lets live in a camper and become forest women

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→ With all sincerity, F#CK YOU.: Slang Of The 1920'S

sassy-starfish:

Ab-so-lute-ly - affirmative

All Wet - describes an erroneous idea or individual, as in, β€œhe’s all wet.”

And How - I strongly agree!

Applesauce- an expletive same as horsefeathers, As in β€œAh applesauce!”

Attaboy - well done!; also Attagirl!

Baby - sweetheart. Also denotes…

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